Never trust a turtleneck. They’re elitist and they’re always trying to cover something up. They were first worn underneath chainmail to protect knights, who were in turn trying to protect the monarchy, who wore their own form of turtlenecks: stiff-starched ruffles all the way up to their chins.
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